I was eating ribs and fries and I hate getting food on my hands so I always use a fork and I went to stab the side of one and instead a prong on my fork snapped off so now it’s extremely difficult to use.
japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
andrewhussiesbosom: if you nice to me then I’ll but if you give me shit Imma
brobot-tt: kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm: i’m watching high school musical 2 and that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise [Too Late To Apologize by One Republic plays.]
blackromney: xn—lowtax: other girls me
en0ch: off fanart more like
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
necromorph-slayinglovemachine: I can’t fucking believe Andrew Ryan bought Tumblr
it’s fucking cray outside right now omg my tv is out again, i think the electricity will probably go out again like last night
I’m sick of fucking telling everybody that I need clothes washed around here. If everybody weren’t so fucking lazy and disgusting to the point where they don’t wanna do laundry for a month, that’s fucking fine. But don’t sit there and make me do the same as you. Same with getting a fucking haircut.
The sky is as black as fucking DEATH RIGHT NOW.
helveticastandard replied to your photo: I really miss when I had short hair like this… SMOOCHES AND RUFFLES HAIR AAAUUAUAUUAHH
redbean ice cream: ideal husband
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla: how i found your blog
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
milk tea: current fashion obsession
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature
medliii: remember that one time pokemon saved christmas
k1mkardashian: I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
urbanfuck: don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you
misterjetstream: V I D E O G A M E S THO GOD I LOVE VIDEO GAMES SO MUCH UGH JUST VIDEO GAMES NOTHING HAS DEFINED MY LIFE SO SOLIDLY AS VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES !!!!!
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
cockwork-orange: these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: why does no one like me